Modern Phrase Crackers

Add Your Own Words or Phrase | Personalised Cracker Making Craft Kit | Single

Exhale the bullshit… | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Nuttier than a squirrel turd!! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Undiagnosed but fairly certain…! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Congratulations on failing your driving test | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

I quit! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Thanks for feeding the pets | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Thanks for watering the plants | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Hooked on Strictly! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Your bum does look big in that | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

I really don’t like your curtains! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Hooray! Christmas is over | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Letting my parents down | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

2026 – the start of another shit shower | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Two months until Christmas! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Well done on passing your driving test | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Here comes the menopause | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Thanks for sharing your germs… | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Thanks for feeding the dog | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

That wallpaper was a brave choice! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Thanks for feeding the cat | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Thanks for taking the bins out | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Really? A Kia? | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

One month to Christmas | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Let the turkeys live… | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

I hate Marmite | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Bring Bridgerton back | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Congratulations on your new conservatory… | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Stick your kind regards… | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Gold medal in horizontal rumba! | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit

Bring on the Haggis... | Burns Night | Modern Phrases Cracker Making Kit